The Tail of the Times.

In the year of our lord two thousand and twenty three, two young men (one tall in stature, the other with glasses and nice sideburns) came to the conclusion that watches were only for those that had Bugatti’s, yachts and could afford exotic vacations around the world. They wanted to bring the luxurious life to those that ate fast food and spent summers in the above ground pool with their floaties and a nice cold Natty Light. They searched the backyards of felons and drove through the trailer parks. One day while sitting adjacent to one another the tall gorgeous man stated to his balding brother in the office next to him “Poverty Watches,” both of their eyes grew and the new venture began. Fortunately no one had taken the domain povertywatches.com, so quickly they pulled out the credit card and paid $20 for the expensive one year ownership of the domain. Today our company spends minutes a day taking care of our non-wealthy customers by providing an ok product line. The watch of your dreams, whether it being a Rolex or Casio, we provide a low quality replica that from far away your friends can say, “Wow is that real?” You can think to yourself, “Thanks Poverty Watches for making my dreams come true!”

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